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13 Types of s*x Everyone Should Have at Least Once

Filed Under: Life-style

On: May 5, 2017

Throughout your life, you’re probably going to have a lot of different types of s*x. There will likely be Nicolas Sparks-worthy passion, a few regrettable decisions, experiments that don’t turn out as planned, and all of the good, bad, and ugly in between. So think of the following as noteworthy points on your s*xual resume—they may be amazing or just meh, but they’ll probably teach you a thing or two about the kind of s*x you really want.

1. Awkward First-Time s*x

Okay, so it’s not any kind of s*x that you’ll want to have again, but hey, it’s an important milestone of your s*xual career. After all that fumbling, there is no place to go but up, and you get to graduate to s*x that is a lot more fun.

2. The First Time You Actually Know What You’re Doing

Maybe it takes you a few tries after your first time, but one day, everything clicks. You’re no longer a fumbling amateur who feels like you’re guessing your way through everything, but a fully-fledged s*x-haver. Your confidence will be waaay up there.

3. The Zero-Inhibitions s*x

Whether it happens when you’re feeling extra ballsy on vacation or when you’re one martini over your limit, this s*x is when you totally let go. You’ll turn up the volume, try things you haven’t had the guts to before, and drive both you and your partner completely wild.

4. The Make-Up s*x That is Totally Worth the Fight

Who even remembers what you were arguing about after s*x this ridiculously good? But be warned, that climax should not be an excuse to pick a petty fight next week, too.

5. s*x That’s So Good You Accidentally Break Things

This is when you’re so out of your mind with pleasure that you have pretty much no control over where you grab/flail/kick. So the lamp is shattered, your shower curtain is ripped, your headboard is broken, and your laptop is fried after that glass of water dropped on it. Eh, it happens. Also, you will tell your friends about this one.

6. Morning s*x That Makes You Late for Work

Hey, sometimes you need to wake up to something better than that blaring alarm clock. You’ll come into work with a stupid grin on your face, but whatever, it was worth it.

7. The OMG-I-Can’t-Believe-I-Did-That s*x

s*xual thrill-seeking isn’t for everyone, and that’s more than okay, but admit it: There’s something out there that excites you as much as it makes you nervous. Public s*x, toys, threesomes-and-moresomes, B-D-S-M, roleplaying—whatever. Whether it ends up being awesome or awful, it’s pretty brave to check something off your list that you kinda, sorta, definitely have been wanting to try.

8. The Never-Again Position  

Sure, one of you will most definitely get hurt during your attempt, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try. Best case scenario: You discover a mind-blowing position that makes you both feel like s*x gods. The worst…well, you’ll have a good story to laugh about.

9. The Super-Loud, Piss-Off-Your-Neighbors s*x

Come on, one night of ditching your manners won’t get you kicked out. Whether it’s blasting your s*x playlist, moaning more than usual, or making a dent in your wall with the headboard, this is the kind of s*x that will make it weird the next time you see the woman in 2A.

10. Goodbye s*x

Maybe you’re breaking up, you’ve broken up, or you’re trying long-distance. Whatever the reason, this will be slightly soul crushing but extra passionate, and it’ll be good. Consider it character building.

11. s*x With the BEST Possible Soundtrack

First of all, if you don’t have that song yet—you know, the one you have a long-standing, emotional relationship with that you can also see yourself having amazing s*x to—you need to go out and find it, stat. And then, you’ll eventually have it on while you’re hooking up and it will be the best ever.

12. The One Where Your Partner Does All the Work

Yeah, most of the time, good s*x requires a team effort, but at least once in your life, you need to experience what it’s like to put all the pressure of reciprocating out of your mind and have a session that is all about your pleasure. Just make sure you return the favor at a later date.

13. The So-In-Love-It’s-Stupid s*x

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